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08.06.2025 22:53 son işlem tarihi takip etme takip et

Trafik de 70 50 30 karmaşası

Kurban Bayramı ile hayatımıza giren hız limitleri ve her 30 kilometrede sürücülerin karşısına çıkan ve ceza yememek için kaza yapılmasına bile sebebiyet verecek uygulama.

Halbuki bu uyarılar trafik kazalarını önlemekti ama daha fazla sürücülerin hayatını riske atmaya başladı.

Tabi bayramdan sonra gelecek olan trafik cezaları da, insanları zor duruma düşürecek.

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  1. uyuyunca sözlüğe yazamamak

    Müge Anlı'ya gelen kadınlardan birinin, ölen yakını için "normalde beni arardı ama aramadı" diyen kadının repliğiyle yarışan başlık.

     
  2. Bugün olanlar

    Geveze bir adama denk geldiğim günlerden biri. Adam sürekli konuştu da konuştu, sinir oldum. Bazı kadınlar dayağı hak ediyor dedi. Ne bahane bulsam da kapatsam diye düşünmeye başlarken Allah'tan kendisi kapattı. Sakın siyaset ile alakalı kişilerle konuşmaya girmeyin. İnşallah bir daha aramaz.

     
  3. aç karnına kahve içmek

    Tokluk hissi verdiği için diyet yapan kişilerin tercih edeceği bir eylem. Yoksa bizler için çay olmazsa olmazımızdır.

     
  4. Dubai Çikolatası

    Sosyal medya hesaplarında sürekli karşıma çıkan, yapımı konusunda bir sürü tarif paylaşımı yapılan çikolata.

    Hatta arkadaşım kızı istedi diye, Yozgat'da girmediği pastahane, market bırakmamış ama bulamadım diye dert yanıyordu. Burada var mı ki diye sordum, olmaz mı var ama kalmamış, satmışlar hepsini diyor. :)

    Çikolata seven biri olarak, merak ettiğim söylenemez. Yemesek bir şey kaybetmeyiz demi.

     
  5. vergi adaleti

    Ülkemizde varolmayan adalet sistemi.

    Maalesef günümüzde fakirden çok, zenginden az alınıyor. Şuanda da enflasyon muhasebesi adı altında insanlar kazanmadıkları kazançların vergisini ödeyecekler.

    Yaşa Mehmet Şimşek (!), sen olmasan ne yapardık. Aldığımız nefesin vergisini ne zaman almayı düşünüyorsun. Nefes egzersizleri yapmaya başlayalım. Ne kadar tutarız nefeslerimizi bilemiyorum ama

    tasarruf şart.

     
    (Bkz: mehmet şimşek)
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